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April 12, 2012 News

Sean Harrington and Brian Shea A Suite Gets Soaked March 30 will forever be known as “Falcone Flood Friday.” Just a couple of weeks ago, officers were dispatched to Falcone West for a report of a massive water spill. Upon arrival, they were told that the sprinkler system had malfunctioned and a suite had flooded. [...]

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April 5, 2012 News

Sean Harrington and Brian Shea Cent-Impede On March 28, a Collins Hall resident reported that an insect invasion was bugging him. In just a few ticks, facilities responded to the room, where they told all occupants to flea. Seeing that removing the dormiscuous bugs wasn’t nearly as easy as ant-icipated, the exterminators had to result [...]

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March 22, 2012 News

Sean Harrington and Brian Shea Free Fallin’ Slade 2 was truly a zoo on Saturday, March 3, when University Police were called to the floor to check the well-being of a female student. The girl, who had spent her night getting shwasted with her besties, was in the women’s room worshiping the porcelain gods. The responding [...]

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March 8, 2012 News

Sean Harrington and Brian Shea Wood in Trees University Police were dispatched to Cedar Hall last Saturday night to respond to reports of a rather intoxicated student. Upon finding the student standing near the third floor Men’s bathroom, the responding officers got quite a show: the student was reportedly “not fully clothed.” The officers, eyes closed [...]

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February 23, 2012 News

Sean Harrington and Brian Shea Drunk in the Trunk Late last Friday evening, University Police came across some students who seemed to be taking a quick brake by parking themselves on their car. When the officer approached the vehicle, he saw what appeared to be a girl with her head shoved in the trunk of [...]

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February 9, 2012 News

Sean Harrington and Brian Shea Bromance Last Sunday, just after 3 a.m., officers responded to a suspicious vehicle parked on the Bentley campus. Upon inspection, it was determined that the vehicle contained two male parties. The officer deemed that the car was harmless. Alright, this story just spits awesomeness. Somehow, some bros managed to fit [...]

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December 8, 2011 News

Trees on Trees on Trees On November 30, an RA reported that students may have been smoking weed outside or Oak Hall. When police arrived, no students were found puffing the magic dragon. As a few of you might know, smoking marijuana is illegal in these parts. However, if Bentley really wants to stop students [...]

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December 1, 2011 News

Sean Harrington and Brian Shea Smellevator Just after midnight on November 13, a female decided to bring the party to a Copley North elevator. While the elevator was going down, this CoNo resident was throwing up. In the elevator. Nasty. An ambulance was called, not because this student had no regard for the cleanliness standards upheld [...]

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November 3, 2011 News

By Sean Harrington and Brian Shea Who Let the Dogs Out? Last Monday, University Police high-tailed it to Jennison, where they were notified of a dog running loose in the academic building. Police were dog tired searching for the pup, only to find out that they worked like dogs for nothing: The owner was a lucky [...]

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October 27, 2011 News

Tablet Troubles University Police received a complaint last week about an iPad that had apparently been stolen from a classroom in Smith. The owner had left to use the restroom, and when she returned her computer had vanished. The culprit here is mind numbingly clear: It was Steve Jobs. Ok, we all know you were [...]

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October 6, 2011 News

Wet Laundry University Police received a phone call on Monday afternoon about a substance that looked, smelled and tasted EXACTLY like urine found in a drier in Collins Hall. Ok, seniors, Laundry Room Etiquette 101 cram session real quick. Rule Number One: Elevator rules apply at all times, meaning no talking or eye contact of [...]

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April 21, 2011 News

By Chad Arrendell, Katie Cavanaugh, & Raymer Maguire Paintballin’ On Sunday at 6:28 p.m., officers responded to Collins Hall for a report of a student’s vehicle being shot at with paintballs as he drove by. Upon further investigation, it was determined that someone was shooting the gun out of a sixth-story window. The hit party reported that [...]

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