Written by: Gaelen Austin-LaFrance & Garren Hilow Smoking the Wacky Tobacky Officers were on patrol around Slade Hall Tuesday at approximately 6 p.m. when they smelled something a little funky. As they approached the cement stairs, the officers witnessed two parties exhale smoke and throw something onto the ground.  They smelled the odor of burnt [...]

Written by: Gaelen Austin-LaFrance & Garren Hilow Vertigo A staff member called into the University Police to report vomit in Forest Hall starting in the stairwell and ending on the fourth floor Thursday morning. Facilities Management was notified for a cleanup. Those aren’t raisins… On Tuesday night, a resident in Orchard South Apartments called in [...]

Written by: Gaelen Austin-LaFrance & Garren Hilow Poltergeist haunts Miller Hall A resident of Miller Hall came into the station Monday to report a disturbance that had been happening for the past three months. The student and their roommate have been regularly noticing pounding on their door at various hours of the night. Curiously, when [...]

Written by: Gaelen Austin-LaFrance & Garren Hilow

Written by: Gaelen Austin-LaFrance & Garren Hilow Please keep off the grass Wednesday, just before noon, police received a report of a hit and run involving a Hurley of America van.  The van had struck one of the iron posts that support the decorative chain barrier around the library. The officer located the van in [...]

Written by: Gaelen Austin-LaFrance & Garren Hilow