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Aries (March 21 – April 19): Make sure to get a throat culture this week, you may be getting a little sick after the Spring Break you just had.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Be careful of the role you’re playing this week. You may just lose the friends you’re trying to keep happy.
Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Wearing plaid this week will be KEY to finding the one you love. Try wearing it around the 22nd and see what happens!
Cancer (June 22 – July 22): Break out that casserole dish and bake something to impress your crush this week. Just make sure it actually tastes good, or you’ll be left burned.
Leo (July 23 – Aug 22): Don’t be a gladiator this week, let out your true feelings as it may just save the relationship you’re trying to maintain.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Plant a tree to be prepared for Arbor Day. It may seem early, but you’re tree will be budding before everyone else’s. You will be quite the star!
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Be aware of bananas in the road or on the sidewalk this week. They may send you sailing into trouble.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): There are so many fish in the pond that you have to keep your options open this week. Don’t close any doors or you may be feeling regret very soon.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): If you keep sitting on your couch the way you’ve been you will turn into a fossil, so try something new this week to add more zest to your life.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Stop sneaking around, everyone already knows the secret you’ve been hiding. Try to be honest to salvage your reputation and your friendships.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Dreaming of being back on vacation where there are Koala Bears and Manatees? Try to keep your head in the game to end the semester well.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Sad you missed Pi Day? That’s fine, just eat a few slices this week and all your sadness will disappear! Go ahead, try it!
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