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Written by: Garren Hilow and Gaelen Austin-LaFrance
Gimmie da booze McMuffin!
Waltham Police contacted the Bentley Police station Monday afternoon to give them a report of a Bentley student who had been arrested off campus. The student was caught buying alcohol from a local liquor store. The ID that he was fraudulently using was his brother’s license which he claimed had worked to buy alcohol there before. The underage student was placed under arrest and brought to the Waltham Police Dept. for booking. He will be judicially charged with an underage alcohol violation, violation of university rules and possession of a false ID.
What a waste
Friday morning, just before noon, a sharp-eyed officer spotted a familiar vehicle. He noted that the car had made several appearances in the Trees lot before with improper decaling. Upon closer look, the officer noticed three Coor’s light cases in the cargo area and one in the back seat. Several beer cans were also observed on the floor in the front seat passenger area. After checking with the station, the owner of the car was found to be a freshman who had permission to have the car on campus, but was also found to be underage. The owner was contacted, and when she arrived on scene the officer had her dispose of the cans and cases of beer. She will be judicially charged with an underage alcohol violation.
Perfect Parking Pesters Patrolling Police
A freshman caught a lucky break last Friday afternoon. After “parking amnesty” ended this past weekend, towing cars off campus practically became a sport for campus police. However, because of facilities’ work in the area of Trees, there was not enough room for a tow truck to tow the car. The officer trying to remove the vehicle was forced to settle for a citation of a violation of university rules.
Caution, Facilities drivers
An officer was dispatched to the road behind Fenway Friday morning for a report of a motor vehicle accident. For the second week in a row Facilities was involved in such an incident, the first being with the Bobcat. A student had been driving in the loop inside the Copley circle and decided to go out the access road next to Fenway, only problem was it had been blocked by a barrier. A facilities employeedriving in the same area had assumed the student passed the access road and began backing toward it, unable to see the student who was trapped behind it. There was no damage to the facilities truck but the student vehicle suffered some dents to the rear bumper. He was advised to contact his insurance company.
Short term memory loss
Following up on a noise complaint in Copley North Saturday night, just before midnight, a staff member stumbled upon a curious scene. He had been knocking on the door for several minutes with no response. The staff member opened the door, and to his surprise, found the suite empty with the music blaring. On his way out of the room the staff member noticed a glass water pipe sitting in the middle of the coffee table in the common room. When Campus Police arrived, it was determined that there was in fact marijuana ash in the bong. They confiscated the paraphernalia and it was scheduled to be destroyed. The incident will be handled by judicial affairs.
Staff member reported a student urinated in the dryer in Miller Hall. Facilities notified.
Jungle Fever
1 a.m. Sunday, campus police arrived at Falcone North for a well-being check and came upon an unfortunate scene. After being directed to the bathroom of the apartment, officers were met by an incoherent male covered in vomit. Witnesses informed officers the student had been drinking jungle juice and beer at an off-campus party, which explained the curious red stains throughout the bathroom. Due to his condition, the student was taken to the hospital for further treatment and will be judicially charged with protective custody.
Hey, it’s a couple of fat, old, bald, lazy pigs in the hall
Officers reported Saturday at 3 a.m. to a noise complaint in Fenway where a staff member had already spoken to the residents about turning down their loud music. The Police knocked on the door but could not be heard over the music. After a few minutes, the residents opened the door, and were forced to clear the party and turn off the music.
While officers were dealing with this situation they saw a male from down the hallway poke his head out the door, see the Police, then quickly slam the door shut. The officers then heard the music from the room turn down and someone yell, “Hey, it’s a couple of fat, old, bald, lazy pigs in the hall.”
The Police knocked and four students answered. When they were asked to step outside one student grabbed the officer’s hand off the door and attempted to close the door to the suite saying, “That’s my room, you’re not allowed in there.” The officer caught the door and informed the students that he had heard the original foul comment. When the officer spoke to the student about his actions the student claimed that he, “didn’t know what the officer was talking about.” The cheeky student will be charged with disrespect to administrative personnel and uncooperative with administrative personnel.
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