Horoscopes

January 28, 2010

in Columns,Op-Ed

Written by: The Vanguard Staff

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Look through your old belongings this week. You may find something you never knew you had. Luck is truly in your favor around the first, so test it out!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Stake your claims now; you and your friends may be eyeing the same person of interest. Being upfront and honest will land you exactly what you wish for, Venus says so herself.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Think you know what’s going on? Take some extra time to listen, because it may not be exactly what it seems.  I think you may get some cake out of the whole deal. Sweet!

Cancer (June 22 – July 22): Waiting for an important message? It’s going to come more secretively than you wish, so get up off that couch and put your cell phone on vibrate.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Forget the walk from lower to upper, today calls for a vacation day.  Take the rest of your schedule off, fake sick, and crawl under the covers.  Enjoy a book or call a friend. It’s YOU time baby!

Virgo (Aug.23 – Sept.22): Love is in the air, but so is the flu, so be sure to stock up extra on tissues, cough drops, and whatever’s needed to stop the Niagara Falls that will be flowing from your nose this week. Good luck.

Libra (Sept.23 – Oct. 22): Learn how to make a decision by the sixth. Your indecisive nature may cost you the very date you’re planning on for the upcoming holiday.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Be careful of ice, it’ll send you on a speedy downfall like your social life this week. Take some more time to yourself to get things in order.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Already slacking on New Year’s Resolutions? Seriously, it’s been a month. Well it’s good for you that the moons are aligning to provide some extra motivation to keep your goals in sight. Keep it up!

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Cold weather got you down? Don’t worry, the sun is in the right position to heat things up in your life. Don’t be afraid to take a chance, you won’t be regretting it!

Aquarius (Jan.20 – Feb. 18): Try something new. Whether you walk a new path, talk to a stranger, or eat a new food, this will spice up your life in more ways than one.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): It may be icy outside of the student center, but that’s not  a reason to be so cold to an old friend.  Forgive and forget, and maybe you can both go ice skating!

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