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Written by: Ryan DeChance
Aries (March 21- April 19): Your adventurous attitude may be called on by a friend in need this weekend. Do your homework before you agree to any “late night calls.”
Taurus (April 20- May 20): Your emotions have gotten a hold of you but that is no excuse to lock your door. Open up to someone. You may find that the best advice comes from an unexpected source.
Gemini (May 21- June 21): Your intuition and wit may come in handy this weekend. Keep on your toes but have a good time!
Cancer (June 22- July 22): It’s time to do that thing you have been thinking about since Great Aunt Gladys passed away. You know what I’m talking about.
Leo (July 23- Aug. 22): Start looking for what the universe has to offer. There’s a lot more out there than in Seasons.
Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22): While the moon is in your court, Virgo, this weekend may be just what you need to kick back and relax before the wheels start turning again.
Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22): Take a late night stroll around campus, life’s troubles will clear up in time. A walk alone or with friends is always good medicine.
Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov. 21): Your determined nature will get you what you want. But try not to stress about the little things. Unnecessary stress will only make that GB class even more unbearable.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21): Your honesty in certain situations is likely to show that your opinion does to those around you.
Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19): Use that charm and good humor to lure in a cutie at the next board meeting. You may be surprised at how this person will affect your future Ponzi Schemes.
Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18): Try a philosophical approach to life’s problems. You are likely to find another solution to your pressing question. Socrates may ask, how do we solve this lack of overpriced Harry’s Corner munchies?
Pisces (Feb. 19- March 20): Unleash the daredevil within, Pisces. Find a new hobby or discover a lost civilization. Your options are great but how your success depends on how you respond.
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